I don't understand why guys can give lame excuses, it's so lame that I consider them nonsense! Are guys really so truthful that they can't think of better explanations or are they simply can't be bothered to come up with better ones??
Some times I dunno is it good or bad that men can't give good excuses. It's good in the sense that it will give them away when they are obviously lying through their teeth cause sad for them, accurate intuitions are god's greatest gift to women. Bad in a way that lame excuses will drive women nuts, leaving them even angrier than before hearing the 'nonsense'.
They say women are hard to please, I do agree. But in the first place, if a guy hasn't done anything wrong, why is there a need to please the woman? If men explained themselves in a sensible and logical manner, women will not have the opportunity to make a mountain out of a mole hole.
A word of reminder to men - women are very good in looking for loopholes.
A word of advice - women would prefer to hear the truth even if the truth hurts, a lie will just lead to more lies.